Buying bongs in New Zealand can seem like tricky business.

You type: "Buy bongs NZ" into google and the top result is a dodgy-looking 'vases' site with no contact info, and you're like, "shit, I need a device with which to smoke that good good, but ain't no way I'm risking my money at some internet equivalent of a crack den", so you move on.

The next few sites on Google are Chinese wholesalers, and as you browse through them, you're all: "dang, this cheap as hell. But I can't wait two weeks to get that shit shipped. And what if some airport customs agent decides he wants to confiscate my bong for himself?", again, you move on.

A few fruitless links later and you're wondering if you still remember how to slice up a coke can into a makeshift toke-tank (you don't).

Fortunately, the solution is simple, my frustrated friend. If you're reading these words, then you've already stumbled across the place you seek. We sell bongs, pipes, vaporizers, and more - and we ship from within New Zealand.. for free! Sure, our range may not be as staggeringly diverse as you'd like - mostly because those pesky customs keeps pilfering our shipments - but we're gradually building it up; so watch this space.

Disclaimer: despite the foregoing discussion, we maintain that none of our products are for smoking 'cannabis' (we actually deny knowing what that even is - is it like a weight-loss herb or something?). No, our products are for use solely with, uh, tobacco and stuff - legal things, you see. Everything is perfectly licit here :)