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We are located in Wellington and Christchurch, New Zealand, and our products are shipped from within the country. So you can be lighting up that sweet, sweet, [non-illicit substance] within a few days of your purchase!

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A message to the customer:

You're not intending to use any of the items sold on this website to smoke weed, are you? Good. Because our products are intended for use with LEGAL substances, and we here at Bud Buddy are law-abiding citizens.

We respect this country's backwards-ass, draconian system of prohibition. Why? Because once upon a time some people got together and wrote these rules down on a piece of paper. So, you know, you gotta respect that!

What's that? It's your life, and you'll smoke whatever you damn well please so long as it doesn't harm anyone else?

Preposterous! We won't hear another word of such nonsense uttered on our website.

What did you say? People are going to smoke cannabis regardless of whether or not they can buy utensils that render marijuana consumption better for their health? So in the name of aiding our collective well-being (not to mention reducing health-care expenditure), these utensils should be readily and legally available?

Get out of here with that hogwash! Don't you understand? These rules were incorporated into our legal system! That means we must follow them unquestioningly.

Yes - even if that means we're forced to heat up our favourite kitchen knives over a rusty stove, clamp them together with spot of dingy ditch weed betwixt them, and inhale its unfiltered, carcinogenic payload with coughing, spluttering dignity - proudly raising our fists as we do so, because we respect this great country, and its coherent justice system!