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So you sell products for smoking weed, is that right?
Why, absolutely not! That's preposterous - and we quite resent the accusation! Our products are intended solely for use as aromatherapy devices, or, failing that, for use with strictly legal substances.
What's with those green hearts on some of your product pages?
Oh cool, you noticed!
Well, if you spot a green heart within a product's description, that means that there is 0 combustion of your [legal substance], when that particular device is used as intended.
No combustion = very beneficial for your health.
So, if you're a health-conscious [tobacco or other non-illicit drug]-smoker, then you should totally aim for something with a green heart.
If your products are not intended for cannabis consumption, then why does your logo have a weed leaf in it? It's right there - do you guys think you're being subtle?
Now listen here - that was a mere misunderstanding, a clerical error - nothing more than a silly happenstance of fate, you see.
Let me explain. Our website designer, Greg, commissioned the logo to a hard-of-hearing Albanian alpaca farmer (Greg had once had relations with the farmer's sister, back in his so-called 'glory days'). So when Greg was explaining, over the phone, how the logo should look, the farmer completely misheard Greg's instruction that "the logo should contain absolutely no reference to cannabis, whatsoever - under NO circumstances should you draw the chameleon clinging to a weed leaf", apparently taking him to have meant the opposite.
Now at this point, our budget was running miserably low - so when the celebrated alpaca-farmer-cum-graphic-designer revealed his masterpiece, we had no choice but to feign satisfaction, and just go ahead and use the logo as-is.
But your name is literally BUDbuddy - it's right there in the name!
Look, I don't know who you are, or how you came to submit so many questions to us, but if you don't stop with the ridiculous, baseless insinuations, we'll have the FAQ removed from our website.
Where are you guys located?
Finally, a decent question! We currently reside in Wellington, New Zealand - though unfortunately we are no longer able to accommodate pick-ups (you can thank Sr. Detective Noon - aka "Mr. Barry Juana, weed-enthusiast and definitely not a cop!" for that).